me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me.
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body.
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via fuckyeahfunnychicks)
Do you really think your friends are going to make...
I’m not so nieve to think that I will be with my friends all time time but I’ll have more social interaction than I do right now. So if you could just piss off about that, it’d be nice.